This is not a Hotel
This is not a Hotel
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Facilities and services
About the hotel
Want to save money while travelling? It’s easy: hotel «This is not a Hotel» is located in Milan. This hotel is located in 3 km from the city center. You can take a walk and explore the neighbourhood area of the hotel. Places nearby: Cenisio, Cimitero Monumentale and Piazza Gae Aulenti.
You can stop by the bar. It’s time to have a nice meal! Stop by the restaurant. Free Wi-Fi on the territory will help you to stay on-line. If you travel by car, you can park in a parking zone.
The following services are also available for the guests: a massage room. For the free movement around the city, the hotel offers a transfer for you. Accessible for guests with disabilities: the elevator helps them to go to the highest floors. Additional services that the hotel offers to its guests: dry cleaning, ironing and a safe-deposit box.
The staff of the hotel will be happy to talk to you in English and Italian.
In the room, there is a TV. Please note that the listed services may not be available in all the rooms.
Property policies
Check-in and check-out
Check-in from 14:30
Check-out until 10:00
Meals
Information about the type of meals included in the price is indicated in the rate details.
Extra info
A cleaning tax is not included in the reservation price and is payable separately at the hotel.
Mandatory gala dinner fees may apply at Italy hotels. Guests should contact the hotel directly for more information.
Know Before You Go
- All guests, including children, must be present at check-in and show their government-issued photo ID card or passport.
- Cash transactions at this property cannot exceed EUR 2999.99, due to national regulations. For further details, please contact the property using information in the booking confirmation.
- This property offers transfers from the airport (surcharges may apply). Guests must contact the property with arrival details 72 hours prior to arrival, using the contact information on the booking confirmation.
- Only registered guests are allowed in the guestrooms.
- Parking height restrictions apply.
Fees
The following fees and deposits are charged by the property at time of service, check-in, or check-out.
- Fee for continental breakfast: EUR 4 for adults and EUR 4 for children (approximately)
- Airport shuttle fee: EUR 90.00 per vehicle (roundtrip)
- Self parking fee: EUR 15 per day
- Valet parking fee: EUR 15 per day
- Nearby parking fee: EUR 20 per night
- Late check-in fee: EUR 30 for check-in between 7 PM and midnight
- Housekeeping fee: EUR 25 every 7 days
- Crib (infant bed) fee: EUR 10 per night
- Rollaway bed fee: EUR 15 per night
The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.
Mandatory Fees and Taxes
You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property:
- A tax is imposed by the city and collected at the property. The amount varies based on factors such as length of stay, property classification, and room price. Other exemptions or reductions might apply. For more details, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
- A tax is imposed by the city: EUR 3.00 per person, per night, up to 14 nights. This tax does not apply to children under 18 years of age.
- Cleaning fee: EUR 25 per accommodation, per stay
We have included all charges provided to us by the property. However, charges can vary, for example, based on length of stay or the room you book.
Important information
Know Before You Go
- All guests, including children, must be present at check-in and show their government-issued photo ID card or passport.
- Cash transactions at this property cannot exceed EUR 2999.99, due to national regulations. For further details, please contact the property using information in the booking confirmation.
- This property offers transfers from the airport (surcharges may apply). Guests must contact the property with arrival details 72 hours prior to arrival, using the contact information on the booking confirmation.
- Only registered guests are allowed in the guestrooms.
- Parking height restrictions apply.
Fees
The following fees and deposits are charged by the property at time of service, check-in, or check-out.
- Fee for continental breakfast: EUR 4 for adults and EUR 4 for children (approximately)
- Airport shuttle fee: EUR 90.00 per vehicle (roundtrip)
- Self parking fee: EUR 15 per day
- Valet parking fee: EUR 15 per day
- Nearby parking fee: EUR 20 per night
- Late check-in fee: EUR 30 for check-in between 7 PM and midnight
- Housekeeping fee: EUR 25 every 7 days
- Crib (infant bed) fee: EUR 10 per night
- Rollaway bed fee: EUR 15 per night
The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.
Mandatory Fees and Taxes
You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property:
- A tax is imposed by the city and collected at the property. The amount varies based on factors such as length of stay, property classification, and room price. Other exemptions or reductions might apply. For more details, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
- A tax is imposed by the city: EUR 3.00 per person, per night, up to 14 nights. This tax does not apply to children under 18 years of age.
- Cleaning fee: EUR 25 per accommodation, per stay
We have included all charges provided to us by the property. However, charges can vary, for example, based on length of stay or the room you book.